December 2009
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And Engelbert Humperdinck! Yes, he was the man. That’s not his real name; he’s...
– Eddie Izzard (via eddieizzard)
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FACT:
When it is below 45 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside, I am terrified of passing gas for fear that a small poof of steam will appear behind my ass, therefore announcing to the world: “This woman has just pooted!”
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Christianity had split into many different areas. Catholicism still has the fire...
– Eddie Izzard (via eddieizzard)
BRILLIANT.